{"id":850,"date":"2021-04-05T11:44:11","date_gmt":"2021-04-05T09:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/?p=850"},"modified":"2021-12-27T13:02:16","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T12:02:16","slug":"der-corona-witz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/?p=850","title":{"rendered":"Der Corona Witz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Autofahrer wird auf der Autobahn von der Polizei angehalten.<\/p>\n<p>Der Polizist: Wissen Sie warum Sie angehalten wurden?<\/p>\n<p>Der Fahrer: Nein!<\/p>\n<p>Der Polizist: Ihr Abstand war zu gering!<\/p>\n<p>Der Fahrer. Wieso Herr Wachmeister? Ich habe doch 1.50 Meter Abstand eingehalten.<\/p>\n<p>GUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Autofahrer wird auf der Autobahn von der Polizei angehalten. Der Polizist: Wissen Sie warum Sie angehalten wurden? Der Fahrer: Nein! Der Polizist: Ihr Abstand war zu gering! Der Fahrer. Wieso Herr Wachmeister? Ich habe doch 1.50 Meter Abstand eingehalten. GUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[792],"tags":[654,652,653],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":851,"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions\/851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deutsche-partei-dp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}